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Lors d’un entretien d’embauche dans un zoo

le directeur explique au candidat :

– Voilà, on a dépensé une fortune en publicité pour annoncer l’arrivée d’un gorille de Papouasie, un spécimen unique. Malheureusement, il est mort pendant le voyage. Je vous propose de le remplacer.

L’homme qui a accepté devient vite l’attraction phare du zoo un jour, à force de se balancer, il rate une branche et atterrit dans l’enclot du tigre d’un coup, il se met as crié : au secours, je suis humain, sauvez-moi

– Ferme la, lui dit le tigre, ou on va se faire virer tous les deux!